we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
it's great music for shaving your balls
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Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
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SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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