she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
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We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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