I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
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This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
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And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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