you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
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I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
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Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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