So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
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I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
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I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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