Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
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I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
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I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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