I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
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On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
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i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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