Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
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He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
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Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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