I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
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All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
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I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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