youre lurking in front of me
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
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What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
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Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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