Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
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I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
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Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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