The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
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idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
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My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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