arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
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i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
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He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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