your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
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Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
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I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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