you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
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There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
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You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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