garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
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Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
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I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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