these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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