My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
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I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
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Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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