but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
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Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
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I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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