i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
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Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
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I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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