Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
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hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
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I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
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Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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