Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
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dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
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i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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