Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
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Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
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We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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