I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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