Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
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He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
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Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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