i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
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Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
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Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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