its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
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I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
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please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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