my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
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making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
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He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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