btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
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Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
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The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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