my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
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Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
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I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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