What a fucking waste of an outfit
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
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I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
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Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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