I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
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You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
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Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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