your parents love me but you hate me
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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