We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
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I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
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Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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