do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
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the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
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Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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