i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
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It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
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she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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