So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
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He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
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Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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