How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
I don't think brook has ever known best
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I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
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Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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