Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
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I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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