He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
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he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
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So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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