last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
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We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I just want nice things and good sex
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Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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