He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I cut my penus on the lid.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
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We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
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There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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