id be glad to
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
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But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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