And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
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Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
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He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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