So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
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She even gives head with a lisp.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
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Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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