she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
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Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
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We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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