Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
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he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
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Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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