i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
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There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
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so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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