well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
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I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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