If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
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I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
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Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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